printable version

• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• Bastard!!
• My friend's car caught on fire
• railway cars
• That Gunk on Your Car
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Terry Carr
• Snapper Carr
• How to create your own hide-a-key for your car
• cars (user)
• Star Carr
• Buying a used car
• Chrysler Turbine Car
• Best car Insurance_root (category)
• Car Purchase_root (category)
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Fuckin' in the Bushes
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• One smelting bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Park your car in Harvard Yard
• car phone
• I was promised flying cars
• How to save your car from a porcupine
• Radio Controlled Cars
• How to check your car's fluids
• yellow car
• Back of a Car
• Maintaining your car engine
• Cars & Girls & Drinks & Songs
• British Touring Car Championship
• Car mileage
• Car Chicago insurance_root (category)
• Car Dealership New (user)
• You were the flying car we were promised
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• Car wash
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• useless car alarm systems
• Some cars not for use with some sets
• Cooking with your car engine
• Hydraulics on cars
• Z Car
• Retired NYC Subway Cars
• Driving in the Car, Listening to Queen on 8-Track
• Low cost Car Insurance_root (category)
• Car classic insurance_root (category)
• Car Sell_root (category)
• like taking X million cars off the road
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Prilosec
• People want what they cannot have
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• On the Air Because They Care
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• It was better before they came
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• That yellow bastard
• William the Bastard
• concept car
• How to avoid a car accident
• Emily Carr
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Making your own nuclear car bomb
• How to make a car last nearly forever
• Metals present in a modern car
• Cars in Mad Max
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• What to look for in a getaway car
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Compare car Insurance_root (category)
• Car Part (user)
• Buying a new car
• Fuckin' A
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They think I'm a god
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• If you build it they will come
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• So they caught Santa Claus
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• I like my breasts the way they are
• towed sonar array
• why I like fat bastards
• Dirty Rotten Bastards
• Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
• Side Car
• Irish Car Bomb
• What not to do in a car crash
• Ethanol blend
• How to jump start a car
• Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
• Stolen Car
• car plumbing
• Slot car
• Filming cars
• Fast Car Magazine
• Car cheapest insurance_root (category)
• Car Dealership New_root (category)
• British Car Auctions
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They Were Eleven
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They Say that in the Army
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Amid the Midwest, they wait
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• they gather between lifetimes where the water shines
• tokyo bastard (user)
• roving herds of dangerous cars
• Car wheel
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Diesel in a Petrol Car
• car lease
• bumper cars
• Scriptable Cars
• Japanese Cars
• Quick guide to installing your own car stereo
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Deutsche Bahn car designations
• car donation
• Progressive Car Insurance_root (category)
• California car rental (user)
• Car New Used York (user)
• A New Car! (user)
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Eye contact at a distance
• They Missed the Perfume
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• Bastard search
• American cars
• Free car wash at the gas station
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Car Wars

If you Log in you could create a "THEY TOWED MY FUCKIN' CAR, THE BASTARDS!" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...