Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sure, no problem. You got a cigarette?"

• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• No Problem
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Canadian cigarette package warning
• cigarette virgins
• Walking the dog with cigarettes
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• You've Got A Friend
• We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
• guess i got rung up_root (category)
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• no shit
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• There is no friend anywhere
• Lonesome No More
• I see no X here
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• do no harm
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• No Angel
• Atheists have no support group
• Nao
• no stranger to a fish supper
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• Hotaru no Hikari
• No guts, no glory
• Clean food with no poop
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• No Expectations
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• No cure for emptiness on East 14th
• No Child Left Behind Act
• No Such Agency_root (category)
• There is no there there.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Aquí no hay quien viva
• no 1 2 trust (user)
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• intractable problem
• Collatz Problem
• Life is not a management problem.
• The Problem with Bush and Gore
• the fake coin problem
• Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
• story problem
• The Problem Vector
• On the problem of empathy
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Smoking cigarettes on a roof in the middle of winter
• anti cigarette ads
• Candy Cigarettes
• Cigarettes, Alcohol and Rollerblading
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
• No Fear
• No Wave
• Fushigi no Umi no Nadia
• Look mom, no hands!
• There is no "One", either
• Naming Windows computers
• No regrets
• En no Gyoja
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 8
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Inspiration Through No Concentration
• No Dialtone
• Java is no good for nuclear power plants
• I will fight no more forever
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• Doctor No
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• No blood for oil
• Tonari no Totoro
• Mugen no Jyuunin
• No Gods / No Managers
• There is no answer; there is no question
• The place where there is no darkness
• Time Stops for No Mouse
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Seeker of no spoon_root (category)
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Sabaku no Ame (user)
• PS no fatties
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• The problem of life and death
• Women and their weight problem
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Hammer and nail problem
• Graph-Colouring Problem
• problem set
• Solving the world's religious problems
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• German Problem
• Dirt sure is crunchy.
• special cigarette
• cobalt cigarettes
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• Sexy Girls and Cigarettes
• You've Got Stalkers
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• One Got Fat
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• no rent
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Kusanagi no Tsurugi
• No decompression limit
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 19
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• Black street. No Trade. Gypsies!
• No Son of Mine
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• suzume no namida
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There is no normality
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• There is no c in Rishi
• A love story with no center
• I have no memory of my Mother
• All Killer No Filler
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No longer in my list of names
• No one touches me
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• no envy_root (category)
• no sevicable parts (user)
• No such thing as a bad day
• No Mutant Enemy (user)
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• old chestnut: house number problems
• The problems of the modern west
• The IE Problem
• flatness problem
• The Tiger Problem
• halting dog problem
• The growing problem of cultural illiteracy
• How to overcome the ADSL and Cable problem of downstream slowdown during upstream saturation
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• listening problem (user)
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• Cigarette boat
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Cigarette Smoking Man
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Have I Got News for You
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• Ya Got Trouble
• Got any ID please?
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?

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