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Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
"This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
They Had No Poet
No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
They grow up. No one told me.
If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
Java is no good for nuclear power plants
No One Sang Like Michael
No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
I Wish I Had Duck Feet
No one actually cares.
i didn't write this, but i wish i had
What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
Hoshi No Kirby Super Deluxe
The Operative: No One Lives Forever
They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
the fate in no one's plans
no one rules if no one obeys
to a place where no one's around
Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
is there no one who answers the call?
But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
No one can be totally logical
No One Knows Who I Am
No one was ever fired for buying IBM
Power of Yes and No
No one touches me
No one's garden
Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
I had no idea what he thought about me.
Let no one grieve here
This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
No Pity Due to No One
None of you are there. No one is there.
i am no one (user)
no one lives forever. yet.
What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
you've been through something that no one should have to go through
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
All the things she had at one point wanted to be
No One Here Gets Out Alive
Trust No One
It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
If No One Will Love Me
Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
No one seems to listen to what I say
The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
The words no one can find
There's no point unless you make one
The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
I wish I had my own orchestra
No one will ever love you for your honesty
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
Finally we are no one
You have no power over me
No one can be in two places at once
Super Mario no more
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
No one wants to be a nihilist
They have no bones.
I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
No One Likes Superman Anymore
There is likely no one left who remembers
No one can know what you want unless you tell them
We had no bait but our tongues
No One Lives Forever
No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
They had been expecting me
No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
No one belongs here more than you.
There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
I Had No Right
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
The Town Where No One Got Off
i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
Either everyone deserves or no one does
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
I wish I had something worth hiding
things that no one controls and can't be sold
In space, no one can hear you scream
You are at the peak of your powers to destroy and heal, O Blazing One.
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
The Power of One
no power in the verse can stop me
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
I Had No Time to Hate, Because
We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
They had left, but her mascara kept running
and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
Dry bones can harm no one
To boldly go where no one has gone before
boss i wish you had told me
When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
No one says anything important during the day
Tom Waits for no one
lying here with no one near
How to scream when no one is looking
No Other One
There is no "One", either
No one ever listens to the bassist
No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
They said no
Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
No one wants you the way you are
But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
No one knows my plan
The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
though they could speak and had beautiful voices
Will no one help the widow's son?
No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
no one listens anymore
And They Shall Know No Fear
No, they are not stupid
Allah Had No Son
No one has died
I had it hard for nuclear power
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
Twelve dreams I had in one night
The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
I hold you where no one else can go
No one is illegal
There was no one waiting for me...
No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
No one gets out of this life alive
When I was young Time had no wings
No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
No One Gets Left Behind
The Fun They Had
for one who does no evil, there is no ill
More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
Dance As If No One Is Watching
No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
No One Can Stop the Bobsled
I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant

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