Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Stuff you wish you could learn in school, but can't, due to the sexual nature of it"

• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Brahman and the fractal nature of the universe due to the chaotic nature of string theory
• I wish I could open his eyes
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• High school can kill you
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• sexual nature
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I wish I could invent shit
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• I wish I could burn like god
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• I wish I could speak in code
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• butt stuff
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• I wish I could cry
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• I wish I could bottle you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Could an animal learn to program?
• wish i could show a little soul
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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