There seems to be a sort of subculture of little
anecdotes about the injury of the male
genitals. Usually the story involves an
elaborate plot and some sort of
climactic finale whereby some
poor bastrd's
gonads are subject to
applied forces in a way no
gonads should be.
Almost always done in an attempt at
humor, they're
everywhere - on
television, the
internet, you see it at the
mall, in
books,
we even node it. They remain one of the last
bastions of
bad taste jokes against an
increasingly politically correct society, with
racist jokes long gone and
sexist jokes on the way out.
Recently they have come under fire. Sure, they're in
bad taste,
rude,
offensive,
depraved and
politically incorrect, but when done properly they're absolutely
fucking hilarious - maybe you need to go and read about
a tale of profound agony that all you fellas might be able to relate to to understand what I'm on about.
Using my
literary skills I've identified the the
vitals (I love these
puns) of the makings of a
good story.
An innocent and seemingly harmless setting.
A plain description of the events leading to the injury.
A descriptive and philisophical followup of the aforementioned events.
A conclusion that brings the experiences of the unfortunate victim into a wider, global context.