Findings:

• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I need your pain or I will not live
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• I suspect nature itself will stop you
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• your mom
• my mom
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Microsoft does your mom
• Dr. Mom
• Call your mom
• forrest's mom (user)
• My mom kicks ass
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• The kind of thing mom says
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• Serial Mom
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Mom (user)
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• mrichich's mom
• My mom's halloween costume
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The day my mom died
• acting a little like my mom
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things I miss about mom
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Dear Mom
• I was my mom for a while
• Mom and Pop
• Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
• Moms make the best lunches
• just like mom used to make
• I Love My Mom
• teen mom
• Naps on Mom's back porch
• full-time mom
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• RC's Mom
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Mr. Mom
• psychic mom
• my mom name (user)
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• Moms Mabley
• Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
• Your MOM's an arctic berry!
• cool mom (user)
• The day I traded my mom in for a robot
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• rascal's mom (user)
• nik's mom (user)
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• mom in need of help! (user)
• hockey mom
• Hi Mom!
• Your mom is a classy lady
• Mom takes off her cape
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Amazon Mom
• Holy Saturday, Mom!
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• mod mom (user)
• Choosy Moms Choose Jif
• My mom loved me
• mom jeans
• Work mom
• how to put vertical space MOM
• Journey to the center of your mom's backyard
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• Exclusive Or
• Dead or Alive
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• To be or not to be
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• paper or plastic
• more or less
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?

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