Latin name: Synanceia
The stonefish is one of the ugliest fishes in the ocean. But don't hurt its feelings, because it's also one of the most deadly.
This is how you can make an obese catfish look like a stonefish:
- Cut off the whiskers.
- Glue a ridge of about 13 pins on its back.
- Take it into a laundromat.
- Look for a trash can filled with lint.
- Throw the fish in the can. Shake the can thoroughly.
- What you pull out will look like a stonefish.
As you may have guess
ed, the stonefish looks this way because it spends much of its time on the bottom of the ocean
in coastal waters
, usually near a reef
. It is excellently camouflaged
. Varieties of Stonefish are found all over the world in tropical waters
, usually near reefs
has them, and I saw a few myself scuba diving
in the Red Sea
. They eat other fish
, and are generally left alone by larger fish
, as both their spines
and their flesh
itself is toxic
About 300 people a year get stung by stonefish. If you happen to step on one, I pity you. If you don't get medical attention, you are likely to die of either respiratory failure or shock after about three hours of delirium and intense pain spread through your entire body. Morphine will not ease this pain. If you do get to a hospital, you will be bathed in hot water to reduce the agony, and given antivenom. You may also need to be given skin grafts, as the poison can kill the cells in the flesh that it touches. You will then be montored for paralysis in the appendage that was stung.
Info came from several sources, but the most helpful were www.uq.edu.au/~ddbfry/index.html for the venom information, and www.letsfindout.com/subjects/undersea/rfistone.html for information on the fish itself.