(idea) by Rancid_Pickle Wed Dec 06 2000 at 0:20:01
A +12 magical boot that allows the wielder to remove one person from their life because said person turned out to be:

  • an asshole

  • ungodly stupid

  • Totally self-absorbed

  • unable to share

  • generally not someone you expected to have a relationship with.

    The Stark Boot of Ejection is normally worn by women, but it has been used effectively by men on occasion. When a woman finds out that the scrawny, pale guy they were first attracted to has nothing to offer in the mental or emotional category, they can use the Boot to expunge the lout.

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