Findings:

• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• the time has come
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• The End of All Things to Come
• You'll come to a sticky end
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What in the world has come over me
• The Belgian King Has Left The Building, The End Of Belgium
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Autumn has come invisibly
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Time Has Come Today
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• True love has waited long enough
• @#@#@#ha (user)
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• The Beta Band
• I refuse all betas
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Come Together
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Come Undone
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• The Best is Yet to Come
• Along Comes Mary
• 9pm (Till I Come)
• Come fly the friendly skies
• Liver, come back to me
• when the time comes
• Bend over, here it comes again
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• make ends meet
• Help end homelessness
• end to end
• North End Road Market
• dead end elimination
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Wild West End
• Charles I's decision to end Personal Rule
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• river row, river end
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Temporal fortuity in light of the End of Cosmology
• Hoo-ha
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• September has such a feeling
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Bad fiction has a price
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I can has cheezburger?
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Sorry, Mark
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• beta particle
• Beta conformation
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• scarred but sexy (user)
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Not Peace But A Sword
• Come On You Slags!
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Nothing comes to mind.
• come out roll
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Come, ye Thankful People, Come
• Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• The Hand of Gevurah Comes to the Streets of Surrey
• Avery comes back
• end
• business end
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• The end of Everything as we know it
• North End Dartmouth Ebonics
• open ended run
• Only the End of the World Again
• Surviving the End of the World
• Male sex drive and the end of the world
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• The Very End of You
• The End of the Affair
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• has the X nature
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• feline allergies
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• my dog it has three corners
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.

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