Findings:
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- Butt shaft
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- butts ARE litter
- I am but a moth before your flame
- General Butt Naked
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
- Damn everything but the circus!
- You say you love; but with a voice
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
- God Sees The Truth, but Waits
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Yeah, but still
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Getting lost on NJ's highway systems
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Getting Ready
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Almost getting cut from the team
- Remade
- Real sorry about the food hair
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Mr. Butts
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- BQN: But, one for all?
- silent but deadly
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- executed but never exposed
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- Butt Memorial Bridge
- butt slut
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
- iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
- Getting to know you nodes
- Getting emotional over sporting events
- I'm never getting drunk again
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- Getting Better
- Getting dumped
- Sorry About Dresden
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- Actually
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- separate but equal
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Flattered, but deceived
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- i know you are but what am i
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I was afraid of getting caught
- getting fit
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- rising butt
- Boudreaux's Butt Paste
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- getting by with duff ears
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Getting your work published
- Guide to Getting It On!
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- sorry (user)
- Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- equal but opposite
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Why are all senses but vision abstract?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- standing but not operating
- Alfred Mosher Butts
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Getting
- Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- Getting rid of ants
- Quick tips for Google
- every day and in every way I am getting better and better
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Butt crack of dawn
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Being a dickhead
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Poor but honest
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- Getting the Administrators to Correct a Spelling Error
- getting your doors welded shut
- Getting teeth pulled is not fun
- Getting Things Done
- so sorry (user)
- sorry, hes cold (user)
- But who codes the coders?
- Butt weld
- cigarette butt
- But what are they really thinking?
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
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