Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Madmen have a world all their own
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- A World of Ideas
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Welcome to the Real World of Virginia
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- You, standing
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Women want me when I'm taken
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- When I Write My Master's Thesis
- When Bobby Comes Down
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Sometimes when I walk the street
- ideas that will save world
- If the real world were like the internet
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- When the walls go down
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Alice and the Real World
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Real World (user)
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Real World
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Leaving The Real World
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Real World Records
- Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
- Foley is Good: And the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
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