Okay, out with it. Who keeps giving the everything hamsters junk food?
I would dearly love to hardlink* to an error message.. Completely unrelated: who eats twinkies? I may be underexposed (alright I'm certainly underexposed) but I've never met anyone that liked twinkies. Ever. These hamster's pancreases must be overtaxed to the point of combustion, they probably can't even waddle past an IP address. (Sure diabetes isn't caused by obesity, it's just correlated-- I think that's called comorbidity. Feel free to split hairs..) Seriously, if they're unionizing so that they have more free time to spend on exercise bikes then cool, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's all so that they can buy more Hostess Snacks to eat while they watch House re-runs.
We need little signs like they have at the zoo which can announce that the hamsters should not be fed human food**, they will be much happier and healthier following their natural diet (whatever that is..)Though why we don't make this argument for humans? Because I know quite a number of people that are made ill-tempered by modern cuisine. I mean they haven't bitten anyone yet... but who knows?
My parents used to explain that tiny little gnomes made the clocks work*** (I don't know how this works for digital clocks, there must be dwarf gnome breeding program... like dwarf hamsters. How can you make something like a hamster any smaller?) right now they must be completely hammered.
* I love self reference
** just to be clear this is not referring to their using humans as food, which I would be perfectly fine with as long as their digestive systems had had millennia to adapt to a omnivorous diet, like ours have.
*** Don't ask me why I bought this, I wasn't such a bright kid. I was scared to death of the new kid in the mirror for the first two years of my life. And of going down the bathtub drain.