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• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• one time (user)
• So young and already God is fading
• God died a long time ago
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• One Last Time
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• So help me God
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Time Walk
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• She walked into the room
• One day at a time
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Into two one
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• There is only ONE God
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• A duck walks into a bar
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• one time programmable
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Baby One More Time
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• One at a Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• One brick at a time
• A man walks into a bar...
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• a baby seal walks into a club...
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• one time password
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• It's all in God's time
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The Life and Times, part one.
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
• walk away from time
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• So, which one of you is the man?
• One nation under God
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Time and God
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• seal clubbing
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• One Strand at a Time
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• One Time Pad
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• God Time
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• So how did you two meet?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• randir
• The God Forsakes Antony
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• A collect call from god
• So you want to be a DJ?
• God in the World of Darkness
• So mote it be
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• So Impossible
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• God helmet
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Windows 7 God Mode
• I was doing so well.
• God is for Pinheads
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Please God, make me a stone.
• my heart hurts so bad
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• all that is solid melts into air
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• everything so sharp, silent and calm
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• Burning Times
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• face time
• Into the Great Wide Open
• Chicago Sun-Times
• Integrating a kitten into a household with cats
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Hawaiian Time
• How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Saving Time
• Analyzing spam: A journey into conspiracy theory and steganography
• Time Is An Illusion
• Six Myths of Our Time
• I wanna cast magic missile, into the darkness
• stopping time
• Into That Brilliant Night
• A Brief History of Time
• Time regression effect while stoned
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• a snowflake falls into the sun
• Pagan standard time
• One Node to Rule Them All
• Who am I this time?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One
• My Room - The Time Capsule
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket

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