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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The night was alive, and so was I
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• man when you are telling me how it was
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• When I Was A Baby
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Ask Me Anything
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He's a good guy friend
• The Girl Was a Guy
• So there's this guy
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• So much it scares me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• When I was 9
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Don't stand so close to me
• Her hair, tangled
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• When I Was Cruel
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• He taught me how to smoke
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• When he became an old man
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• river flowing so deep beneath my veins
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• When all the stars go out at night
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Ask Me Why
• So bashful when I spied her
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Balls deep
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• back when our blood was still warm
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Death was a part of me then, too.

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