Findings:
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- You know you've been away from home too long
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- feline allergies
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- love like you've never been hurt
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
- You've never had it so good
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- So close yet so far away
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- How green is love
- How I know I love you
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- making love in a fallout shelter
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How Deep Is Your Love
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
- How to find something which has been lost
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Jesus loves me, right?
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Give Me A Home and Away
- Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- You've Been Dumped
- Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How I fell in love
- Know me better, and love me better
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- how love works
- love me
- So help me God
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- How Do I Love?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- So her hat does not blow away
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Me So Horny
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- How do you love your ass?
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- You were always so good to me
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
- It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Eye contact at a distance
- You know our love will not fade away
- So Sue Me
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- It could have been me
- Making lunch for a loved one
- You will lose everything you love making your point
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- They had been expecting me
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How does one love the dead?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Ten stars or so
- You, standing
- How to get away with murder
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- ten thousand
- It's been an hour. I still love her.
- How Do You Want Me?
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- If you really loved me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- Making the Movies XIII How Fire Films are Taken
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman
- Making love to my Hoover
- Making the Movies XXIV How Trick Photoplays are Produced
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to say "I love you"
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- How I fell in love with Alice
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- making love in Japanese
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Making love to Erika
- How to lie and get away with it
- So you've decided to start smoking
- ten thousand hours of practice
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to make love to a virgin
- So, what's the problem with me?
- The difference between fucking and making love
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Making love to my Ego
- So much it scares me
- O tell me the truth about love
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- They love me in San Francisco
- How to NOT get towed away
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
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