Findings:

• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not what you think
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Rights for bigots
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• They think I'm a god
• the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I'm so tough
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling

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