Findings:

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Rednecks hating Canada
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• there are no good or bad people
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• cat haters
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Get Smart
• Music need not be popular to be good
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Using a command line
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who died laughing
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Who gets to decide?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Know your pets
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Two people who are not touching
• Type A blood
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who don't read
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• How to get people to leave you alone
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• People Get Ready
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• Drugs make people bad
• Dead links in writeups
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Taking things at surface value
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The bored who complain
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• People who use Windows
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Capitalize, please
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Smart people
• smart people are sexy
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Why people who jog live longer
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who are not anarchists
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who don't exist
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Computer Science for Smart People
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• play dumb
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who love FTP
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The other people who hate war
• people who wear camo
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Bad fantasy novels
• Who made Hell?
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad

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