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• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Bitch set me up!
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Don't wait up for me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sweep me up
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Hit me up
• let me grow up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Smack My Bitch Up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• you are magic to me
• Do-Do for Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• its me (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The me I hope to become
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Lies my physicists told me
• throw up
• Grown up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Up Records
• Mitt up
• Up early for court
• keep it cool/shake it up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Pump up the Valuum
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• what's up?
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• tag up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The expansion of the universe is speeding up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• tiger push ups
• Giving up pot
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• How to pick up Sheilas
• grade up
• Wake up with the king
• walking up against the wall
• Stand Up Guy
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• Back up your work on Everything2
• Please Please Me
• how to bring up sex in a conversation
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• You remind me of the Babe
• Stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Blame It on Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Tear Me Down
• Neuropsychopharmacology and me
• The Killer Inside Me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Me Hearties (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• It's me that you need
• The Rain Falls For Me
• How to lay the smack down
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Hopped up
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• When you wake up feeling old
• Coming Up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• fed up
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• ending up
• sunny side up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Reasons To Wake Up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Mixed Up
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Ready up
• nut up
• crop up
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Elmo's World
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Trust me
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Do you know me?
• What's up, buttercup?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Commercials depress me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Run Deep in Me
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want your hands on me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion

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