Grumpy old men, a thousandfold. Topic: a story about Sun Microsystems working to get a JDK happening on BeOS...

Statler: "Java is dog slow. And it isn't even software libre!"

Waldorf: "And why can't Sun get&us a full-blown Linux port before they help all these Tom, Dick, and Harry fringe operating systems?"

S: "And why can't folks just use C? It's so much faster."

W: "C? You old softie! Why can't you be man enough to code in assembly?"

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