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• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• if music were a woman
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• There was a man and a woman
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She was steady
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was cilantro, jalapeńo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was locked in time
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When she was bad
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She is and was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She always was devious in her beauty
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Before Time Was
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The beginning was the end
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It was better before they came
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Using a woman's washroom
• Woman's Constancy
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• An Unfortunate Woman
• The Woman in Red
• A woman, a lighthouse, and several dandelions
• a faceless woman's smiling mouth
• Woman King
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• She misses me
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• He and she are one
• She left without saying goodbye
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• the way she wears her weary
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Japanese alphabet
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• Magneto Was Right
• My hacked iPhone was better
• the signal was killed
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Woman of easy virtue
• Black Country Woman
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Elephant Woman
• woman's conscience
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Woman on a pier
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• How clear she shines
• She said yes
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• She says kill. I say how many.
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• The Walrus was Paul
• Man was created in God's image
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Same as it Ever Was
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• was ist das? (user)
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• Don Was
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Charles Bridgeman
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete

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