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• Dev Null
• she had already found her party
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• They had been expecting me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
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• she had mood ring eyes
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
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• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I had been hungry all the years
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
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• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• /dev/random_root (category)
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• When you had left our pirate fold
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• I almost had to wait
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• You had me at hello
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• English As She Is Spoke
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• All That She Wants
• She is not beautiful
• She Takes Flight
• She Howls (user)
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Red aura, she looked bright
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• she bigbob2 (user)
• born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• she , billowing apparation, inimitable white sheet
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's been lovely
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• /dev/davetoo (user)
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
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• English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
• She just sat there
• She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• She pulls the covers tighter
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• What she didn't say
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She buys apples
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• She Stole My Voice
• Tell him, she told me
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the hottest it has ever been
• It could have been me
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
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• Dev (user)
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• i had a dream about the future
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• We had no bait but our tongues
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• Astro City #5
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• She Loves Me
• She is Overheard Singing
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She kills me
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• We light candles on the day she died
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've been expecting you
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Oceania has never been at war
• /dev/bryan_root (category)
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Best smoke I've ever had
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
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• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
• She Is Suffering
• She just looks at me
• She Wanted to Leave
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• serene. She sips her tea
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• she bigbob2_root (category)
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• She is still undoing me.
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Has Been
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Advice I have been given about girls
• cat /dev/whoop-ass
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• The best date I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
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• She stopped and took a second look
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• She still has my Borges book
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• Gays are great, so she says
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• Evolution is only a theory
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I've Been Tired
• Your request for no MSG has been denied

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