Findings:

• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She was steady
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was locked in time
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She is and was
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When she was bad
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She always was devious in her beauty
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• funny free mp3 ringtones (user)
• Surah 58 She that Disputeth
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• Why she stopped crying
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• She sweeps with many-colored brooms
• She is that most perfect art
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• She Stole My Voice
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There was a rose that faded young
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Same as it Ever Was
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• was ist das? (user)
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• Don Was
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Charles Bridgeman
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• what was it (user)
• funny disclaimers
• Funny car
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
• The picture she drew in my notebook
• He says she says
• she broke my heart
• She Takes Flight
• She Howls (user)
• She is all I am listening to here
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• She Thinks in Harmony
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• was
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• What was the question?
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• funny
• funny fag
• funny one_root (category)
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• He and She
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• She pulls the covers tighter
• She sketched on paper napkins
• Isn't she a little young?
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Dream of ducks, she said
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Music was better in the old days
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• boku wa toire
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• Funny bumper stickers
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• funny free mp3 ringtones_root (category)
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• So she wet the bed
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She wanted to go to Paris
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Gays are great, so she says
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was

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