The accounting phase of Lost Gems of Yesteryear has come to a close. Thanks once again to the authors, the nominators, the voters, and the readers of e2. This was a fun and different quest to oversee. I hope that many of you discovered a new favourite writeup or writer!

Over the total span of the Quest, 556 total new votes (+500 / 56-) were cast on the writeups submitted to the Quest. The average increase in reputation for submitted writeups was 6.25 (median was 6, mode was 3). A single writeup lost overall reputation (by one point), all others gained at least one point.

The top writeup to gain in reputation, with a late surge, was For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her. Rounding out the top five were lateral fricative, Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt, When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better, and Panama hat.

The overall change in reputation looks like this (two symbols per writeup (><) to make it look nice):

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Where the Y axis is net reputation change , and the X axis is number of writeups at that value. As a table:
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In the somewhat incidental race for top promoter, the overall winner was ... me, with a Quest score of 46.5! I'll be sure to treat myself to something nice. Junkill finished only slightly behind at 44, with graceness coming from back in the pack to nose out shaogo at the wire, 39 to 38.5. Rounding out the top finishers were KilroyWasHere and TheGrocersApostrophe with 36 each. (It should be admitted that TheGrocersApostrophe is a secondary account of mine, which I shamelessly used to submit and promote a second 3 writeups.) XP bonuses will be dispensed soon, and I'll contact the winners in regard to suitable prizes. The prize bank account is a bit bare at the moment, so there may be plenty of Cheerios in the mail....

Thanks again to everyone who joined in the fun.

One Sentimental Moment in Your Arms

It was twenty years ago, at a Halloween party—crazy circumstance brought me together with a tall blonde, several years my junior and drop-dead gorgeous. Her educated sarcasm and penetrating gaze made me sigh.

I've always had a weakness for Very Beautiful Women. The worst thing about that is that my own parameters about what constitutes Very Beautiful are rather strangely defined, compared to our cultural stereotypes.

But back to my story. I was in love. I was the first stranger she'd ever come out to. I was one of the first people who had unquestioningly accepted her sexuality. She became one of the closest friends I've ever had.

Twenty years. Damn. It doesn't seem like that long.

She slept in my bed that night, and many nights since. We kept each other up all night. It was some of the most incredible conversing I'd ever had. The girl gives great conversation, and we've done it a lot since then.

When she stayed over, she would sleep in my bed. To awaken her in the morning, I would massage her broad shoulders, strong hands, and long legs. These experiences inspired me to a new career.

Since that time, a lot of women have come out to me—oddly enough, a lot of them were ladies I'd rather fancied. I have such consistent taste that I've wondered if I could use it as a form of gaydar. At this point, I frequently suspect that any woman I am crushing on may have something in common with my gorgeous blonde friend.

One young woman at work: tall, strong, intensely smart and sarcastic—she also looked a lot like my former lover. Said former lover also once enjoyed a love affair with a married woman. Stop me if it's getting too weird.

And so it goes! C'est la vie, c'est l'amour or something like that. It is far better to have made a lifelong friend than just some freaky nights of passion. Of course, once in awhile, you find both (remember that former lover I mentioned...)

Twenty years. It really hasn't seemed so long. Happy twentieth anniversary, Suki.

It's been two years since I sat on my bed with my laptop and watched the last few seconds of my teenaged life tick away. It really doesn't feel as though it's been that long. Today I am a twentysomething. A friend turned 22 last fall; she said it was more emotionally crippling than turning 21 or 20 because 22 was the age at which she stopped feeling cripplingly sorry for accident victims.

"I read the newspaper and see that someone aged anywhere from one hour to 21 has died and I feel horrible because they were so young," she says. "But anyone 22 or older, and it's just 'Oh, someone died. Sad.' And if I die, they're going to write my name, comma, 22."

Twenty-two lacks the unparalleled scariness of 21 because my father was 21 when my parents got married. Twenty-four, then, will be difficult; as he likes to remind me, when he was 24 he was a father.

I see no children in my immediate future. My family's genetic history (riddled with cancer and heart disease) makes me question whether me having a child (or children) is even morally justifiable. I am very much aware of the fact that I may well be a human time bomb.

But there's time to figure that out, you know.


I have come to an unsettling and rather embarrasing discovery: I don't actually hate journalism. Surprise.

The major online news agency at which I've worked for close to two years (in some capacity) recently decided to throw a writing shift my way. It went, by all accounts, fabulously. I wrote four stories that day, none of which required substantial word surgery or caused copy editors to swear. People kept saying nice things. It was fun, good Lord. I practically bounced out of the newsroom when the shift was over.

I kind of don't ever want to do anything else.

I think my fundamental problem with journalism was the way it might potentially lead to invading other people's privacy. This job required me to condense and reorganize information. That's good enough for me.


As I may have mentioned, completing school has made me resolutely more aware of my own mortality. Today is the first day of school for many people; it is my first non-first day of school. My first day of school was my fifth birthday.

Oh, life. Why must you come full circle so often? 

I went out for dinner with my campus paper buddies tonight; when they found out it was nearly my birthday they insisted on giving my liver a nice workout. "I'm getting old," I told one guy who's just turned 20. "You're not getting old," he said. "Just getting better with age."

"Yeah," another agreed. "You're rotting, but slowly."

Fair point.


My grandmother still ails; I always knew she was never going to get better, but it hurts to watch her get worse. I haven't gone to see her in a while. Maybe that makes me a bad granddaughter, but it hurts like hell. My grandfather still insists on signing the birthday cards he gives me and my sister from the two of them. I imagine he's clinging to the fact that part of her is still here for dear life. I can't.

Whenever he comes over for dinner, because God knows the food they serve him at the senior's residence isn't terribly appetizing, he seems to need to talk about her all the time. I find it unsettling. I suppose it helps him.

If I could have one wish it would be to have my Gram back to her old self.

And to beat my mom at Scrabble.

I have strange lifelong dreams.


I'm moving. This isn't the big forever-type move; I'm going to live with four friends for about a year until the job situation is somewhat more stable, then it's (one hopes) off to my own place.

We were out tonight when a friend and colleague and I looked at each other and realized -- really realized for what may have been the first time -- that we didn't have to go to school anymore.

"Shut up," one of the returning students said, to much laughter. We laughed too. I can't speak for him but I was personally feeling beyond creeped out. A former English professor of mine -- the most brilliant man I'd ever met -- retired the year he taught my class. As the year wound to a close, he said it wasn't going to sink in until that September, when the students he'd taught and the professors he worked alongside went back to school and he didn't.

I understand what he meant now.


My once and future roommate is in London for an internship. The sun will rise over his hostel not long from now. He is blogging every detail meticulously. I don't blame him. That's what I'd do.

My love is going to make me dinner tonight. My friends bought me drinks. I'm buying a camera.

I'm going to die someday, but I have love and I have stories to tell and I never took things for granted. And even though it stings, I had my Gram for 20 years before things truly went to hell.

Life's all right. As Warren Zevon reflected as he neared his impending death, "Enjoy every sandwich."


Open/Closed

As I sit at the front step of life's opportunities, I feel this impending need to question the point. I'm not an, "asshole," I'm also not the type of person who stays up for 36 hours straight just to finish the last battle of halo 2 on-line while living in my mom's house...However, I have never had a girlfriend...I'm not ugly, I have a decent body, am working out, but I've never had a girlfriend. I've shielded myself from some girls simply because I didn't feel that they were unintelligent, not that cute, etc, but the reasons were understandable. I consider myself to be a intelligent, but apathetic, sarcastic, but also caring person... that almost sounds indiscernible. Which is great for me, in a sense, because on a short note, I've probably had a relatively, "unstable/abnormal," life. I don't really feel the need to open myself up to some questionable slut who is just looking to go home to anyone but herself...but I would like to have someone...I'm highly selective but not really, in reality, I'd say I'm looking for the exact thing every other guy in America is - a cute, intelligent, funny girl who has a little enthusiasm for life...one who can laugh at my mistakes, but also laugh at herself...because in the end, this game of life is only open for so long, we have this moment to do whatever we want...You don't have to go home and sulk for your lack of extroverted nature or be sad that you haven't had a girlfriend/boyfriend in a couple of months. People just need to realize that 1) life is a joke...just don't take shit seriously...at all. So who cares if you failed a class, or didn't hook up with anyone tonight? The only real shit you should focus on, and I don't mean to be too pessimistic, but is yourself. Think of it this way, if you don't go home with that hot girl sitting over there - someone will, why not you? The endeavors of life are open for only so long...and the opportunities are closing

I have decided to write the world's least interesting daylog.

I almost forgot my packed lunch this morning and as it was, forgot my shades and barely went back for them from the car. They were necessary.

The school run is back. Summer roadworks are still in place. It took me 25 minutes to get out of Swindon.

An accident between Hungerford and Newbury had blocked the M4 solid, starting from Membury services. Actually getting to Newbury took from 7:55am to 8:40am. I did not get to work until 9:25am, having broken many laws of the road at least twice in order to manage even that.

At least it's sunny.

Dear Title 9 Sports,

I am a 43 year old woman/triathlete/writer and I'm just coming back to training after breast cancer treatment. I'm re-starting my training for the Wildflower triathlon and possibly the Mt. Shasta climb for the cure...and I NEED HELP. I need a jogbra that will hold a prosthetic comfortably (emphasis on comfortably), and a swimsuit that I can actually SWIM in. (Please do not tell me about Land's End. Yes, they make the only reasonably priced mastectomy suits in the US, but I do not want a granny suit for a triathlon, thank you very much anyhow.)

The modifications for a mastectomy suit top and bra are relatively simple and cheap, and I'm desperate. If you don't have one, will you please make them? I will glady volunteer to be your guinea pig/poster girl/bikini model/janitor for post-breast cancer female athletes. I swear if you do it there will be an audience for the products. One in seven women. One in four new cases of breast cancer are women 30-40 years old. We are everywhere, more than you know. Even one swimsuit top and one jogbra, I promise.

Thank you so much. Eagerly awaiting your response,

Chris
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