Findings:
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Left side drive
- Would you like to know more?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Changing the side of the road that we drive on
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Indigenous people are better than you
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Drive on the right, Pass on the left
- Japanese people like to play games
- what would you like?
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
- I would like
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I barely like you sober
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- People are self serving
- Treatment of corporations
- You should know better
- Better the devil you know
- you know better
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- worse things have happened to better people
- So little left to say
- Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Things guys think girls should know
- Things girls think guys should know
- Helping people cheat
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- Would you like a doughnut?
- Would you like an OS with that?
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- needless to say
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- high ball problems
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- telling people what they don't need to know
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- The urge to drive off the road
- The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I would like to bring you here
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- Lord, you know it makes me high,
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The less you know, the better you sleep
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- Some better way to say goodbye
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left?
- insulting people you like
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- If you would like to contact DMan
- The guy on the Simpsons that says "Yeeeeessss"
- Mind without body
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- I like to kick people with my fists
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- stuff white people like
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- and the people look like flowers at last
- we can all just be around other people
- Just Say Know
- Trompe
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Know me better, and love me better
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
- Would you like fries with that?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I would like to have emotions
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- Taking the High Road
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- LeeAnn drives Michael around
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- I didn't know what to say
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
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