Findings:
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm going to Disneyland
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm seeing robots
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- I'm no Socrates
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- Screw-cap wine
- The Curse of the Blair Witch
- Eternal Curse on the Reader of These Pages
- Body glitter is the curse of the cheating man
- Curse of the Pole
- customer review
- People's Front of Judea
- Front Line
- National Front for the Liberation of Iraq
- Guest Front Page (fullpage)
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- Keep going. Keep breathing.
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Now I'm Nothing
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm Afraid
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- I'm Sas (user)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm Rose (user)
- I'm running away to Alaska
- Computer screws
- The Curse of Lono
- Blade Runner Curse
- Blessed and cursed by numbers
- Repetitive, menial tasks vs. Customer service
- Front side bus
- Stationary Front
- Front Sight
- Islamic Salvation Front
- I want to fall down your front step.
- Everything is going to start charging!
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- Going Amazonian
- Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
- I'm with the band
- I'm a little ICBM
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm Your Moon
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- Comfortable Screw
- Removing a stripped screw
- I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
- The Curse of the Pharaoh!
- In the name of the Mother, and of the Daughter, and of the Cursed Spirit
- Sony customer support
- Dance Liberation Front
- The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
- World War II: The Russian Front
- Everything2.1 Front Page - Guest (superdoc)
- Rewriting the Front Page Blurb
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Going My Way?
- Get your juices going
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm Alone
- I'm doing OK
- I'm Only Sleeping
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- im not mikey (user)
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm on a Boat
- Dammit, I'm mad
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
- Screw this geek culture
- Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
- the curse
- Night of the Demon
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