Findings:

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They Have a Word for It
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• don't try to find words
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Stoned music memories
• People want what they cannot have
• They must have faces
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• They could have saved Kevin
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• So you don't have to
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Words have power
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• don't say the words
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I don't have the time
• telling people what they don't need to know
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• They don't know what they're missing
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• You stole what they would have given you
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have taken enough
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Words that only have one context
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A reason to drink
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Rape committed by women
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They don't understand my tea
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a television set
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• People don't flail when they die
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• but don't take my word for it
• You don't have any real problems
• They don't know what I've done
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you don't have to do this
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves

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