Miss Prism: Lady Bracknell, I admit with shame that I do not know. I only wish I did. The plain facts of the case are these. On the morning of the day you mention, a day that is for ever branded on my memory, I prepared as usual to take the baby out in its perambulator. I had also with me a somewhat old, but capacious hand-bag in which I had intended to place the manuscript of a work of fiction that I had written during my few unoccupied hours. In a moment of mental abstraction, for which I never can forgive myself, I deposited the manuscript in the basinette, and placed the baby in the hand-bag.
I attended South Park Elementary school in Tsawwassen, British Columbia. I am currently pursuing Urban Studies at the University of Pennsylvania. My original goal in life was to eat, sleep, and crawl, but nowadays, I want to plan cities. My particular interests include public transportation and planned cities. I am a Dutch Studies minor. Approximately 21 million people worldwide speak Dutch, almost all of whom also speak English. My life is characterised by this and other seemingly unproductive acts of self-differentiation. Potentially a reason why I'm here. Way to go, me.