Tiny, hidden, yet remarkably good Glasgow seafood restaurant. Divided into an oyster bar upstairs, and a proper restaurant downstairs. It's tucked away down the side of Royal Exchange Square, but it shouldn't be too hard to find with Google Maps. Very Art Deco on the inside. I heartily recommend the oysters, but get Scottish instead of Irish. Prices: eye-watering. A three-course meal for two came to £152. Plus tip. You will tip well. They will take your money and you will be too happily sick on oysters and foie gras to object, or want to.
DesperationQuest, 14/20. 7 minutes.