Shady Peter Lorre-type character from the Firesign Theater's Nick Danger sketches. Described as an "ugly dwarf" wearing a fez and carrying a brown paper bag with a pickle in it, he is accompanied by the unmistakable fragrance of "Pyramid Patchouli". In his youth he could be found loitering around the drugstore, drinking Chocolate Malted Falcons and giving away free high schools. Thought to be responsible for everything bad that happens in Oxnard.