Findings:

• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Does the sun have a mother?
• Lords of the Rhymes
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I might have, once.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• you have never been safe
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you have a uterus
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Morals Have No Science
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• And neither have I wings to fly
• eye rhyme
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• you have perfect teeth
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• They must have faces
• Could I Have Been?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• A Wizard in Rhyme
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have the power
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have always been burning
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing

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