Findings:

• Love Me or Leave Me
• Love does not exist
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Love does not conquer all
• Somebody Loves Me
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• If No One Will Love Me
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• nick can write love poems again
• You can see right through me
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• love me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Love Me Tender
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Papa, Can You Hear Me?
• That which does not kill me...
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• can the patient make love?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Jesus Loves Me
• She Loves Me
• feline allergies
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• You, standing
• sky loves me (user)
• Jesus loves me, right?
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Color does not exist
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• To love and lose or not at all?
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• The "future" does not exist
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Time does not exist
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• America: love it, or leave it
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Does free will exist?
• Time does not exist without rain
• Pity Me, My Love
• She said she loved me
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Does Santa exist?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• It does not sing for me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• O tell me the truth about love
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• For Love or Money
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Only Jesus can judge me
• trick or can
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• They love me in San Francisco
• Catch Me If You Can
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Any song can be a love song
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• where does that leave me?
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Know me better, and love me better
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I can't tell whether or not she's flirting with me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• You Can Count on Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• tell me all your reasons
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• She loved me for my maths
• True Love Can Wait
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• let me love you (user)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Can You Take Me Back
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Love me the way that I love you
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Nothing can stop me now
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• give me the truth or nothing
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I thought you loved me
• let me love you_root (category)
• Can real love survive over time
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• The glass does not exist.
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Loves me like a bottle
• Show Me Love
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• If you really loved me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?

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