Findings:

• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• malarkey
• 1st International Noder Symposium on Malarkey Studies, a nodermeet
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• Exclusive Or
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Dead or Alive
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Bad command or file name
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• The struggle is real
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Red or Blue Pill
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• paper or plastic
• more or less
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• any way, shape or form
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• or what?
• Cooking for One
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Is this the last four years or what?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• When writers use Latin
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• indulgence or indictment
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals

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