Findings:

• I can photograph you while you sleep
• I can quit any time I want
• Can things really change?
• Can hook
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Push a can
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• We smoke cloves because we can
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• A toad can die of light!
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
• can belto
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Gas can seeks box of matches
• Edward Du Cann
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• While Sheperds watched their Flocks by Night
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Be all that you can be
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Can we still be friends?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• The Old Tin Can Man
• Only Jesus can judge me
• beer can dress
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• News We Can Use
• Can I get a sketch?
• trick or can
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Floating in a tin can
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• No one can be in two places at once
• The man who can fix anything
• Too Legit To Quit
• running a movie projector while sightless
• Things one should do while naked
• While Away Books
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Catch Me If You Can
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Only perl can parse Perl
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• canned hunting
• you can go anywhere and do anything
• Confessions of an easy quit
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Julian and I powder our wigs
• can of whoopass
• Any song can be a love song
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Why procrastination can be productive
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You never can tell
• Bang on a Can
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Two Can Play That Game
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Can Am
• Great things the winter can bring
• I can press seven buttons on my microwave in less than a second
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Mind racing, a while back
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• What the computer does while it's alone
• When having sex in French
• canned food
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can divide by zero
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Can you hear me flailing
• How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
• One letter can make all the difference
• I can always hope
• All you can eat
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can do anything
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• You can never really escape the fire
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
• Swimming pool injury
• Fun games to play while traveling
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• can of corn
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• cans
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• I can do much better than this
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Menagerie manager
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
• What can be better than that?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• I hold you where no one else can go
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• How to quit Not Smoking
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• I was my mom for a while
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Water can
• that can made you sick
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• To tHe Can (user)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• September has such a feeling
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You Can Count on Me
• Can U Taste the Waste?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Seven words you can say on television
• Canned Yams_root (category)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Quits
• Nine While Nine
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Tenuously-related thoughts occurring while watering oleander bushes
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it

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