Findings:
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Computers have no sense of time
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Kids have no concept of time
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Collision avoidance technique
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Fish have no concept of fire
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I have no faith in your God
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How much money do you make?
- To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No Time This Time
- Where the streets have no name
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I have no idea!! (user)
- You have to keep loving
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- Long Haired Preachers
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- How to time waste at work
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- How long have you known?
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I have no complaint
- No, but I'll have a beer
- How to keep salvia legal
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive
- computers have no feelings
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- no time
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- bejweled no time limit
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Our calendars have no meaning
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
- Simple words, simple dreams
- To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- Keep going. Keep breathing.
- How to prepare garlic
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- How to have an out of body experience
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Simple, Sloth, Presumption, Formalist, and Hypocrisy
- how many lines of code have you written?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Hey, how's it going?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- Sex with a chicken
- When I was young Time had no wings
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Only a matter of time
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How we speak matters
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Time Stops for No Mouse
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- They have no bones.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- she does not know how much I need this
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How much is a pint of milk?
- No matter where you go, there you are
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You have no power over me
- time has no meaning here
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- September has such a feeling
- No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Time keeps on slippin' into the future
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- How we have grown apart
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- You, standing
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
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