| In all of my days, I have never heard of a crazier thing. Let me tell you, only at Case Western Reserve University could such a travesty of privately funded education take place.
There is a professor at this university who -- several years back -- lost his damn mind. Instead of killing or looting, he crapped all over one of the university's many spacious and well-maintained buildings. No one knew where this crap in the hallways, purses, corners, closets, drawers, and elsewhere was coming from.
That is until he was caught on candid camera. They made him undergo psychiatric evaluation, but thanks to that wonder of education tenure he still works here. I took one of his classes last semester, and it just about drove me to drink. | 
