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• Professor Moriarty
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Sylvie and Bruno: The Other Professor
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Professor Emeritus
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• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
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• The Absent-Minded Professor
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• The Professor's Song
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• For Professor Sweeney: London Ad Lucem
• Professor Layton and the Curious Village
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• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Peace and quiet for Professor von S
• Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
• absent-minded professor
• The Professor
• Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
• something my Torts professor said before we left class

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