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• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Fun things to do in biology class
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• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
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• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
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• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
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• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• When I have female children
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
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• 50 fun things to do in church
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• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• when all the white horses have broken free
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When living we have need of Death
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Do you work here?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Mail forwarding
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• blondes have more fun
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Time flies when you're having fun
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The tattoo phenomenon
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• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
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• What to do when your brakes fail
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I have lots of gay friends
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Our work and why we do it
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I really have to do you now
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Stoned music memories
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Fun at work
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Why males have nipples
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do what you have to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• You, standing
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun

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