Pop-ups and spam

That Sam-I-Am!
That Sam-I-Am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-Am!

Do you like
pop-ups and spam?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-Am.
I do not like
pop-ups and spam.

Grow more hair, and buy hot shares!

I would not like to grow more hair.
I would not like to buy hot shares.

I do not like
pop-ups and spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-Am.

Would you like to sell your house?
Would you like to watch my spouse?

I do not like to sell my house.
I do not like to watch your spouse.
I do not like to grow more hair.
I do not like to buy hot shares.
I do not like pop-ups and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you like
Some secret sin?
Would you like
To get quite thin?

Not secret sin.
Not get quite thin.
Not sell my house.
Not watch your spouse.
I would not want to grow more hair.
I would not want to buy hot shares.
I would not read pop-ups and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you? Could you?
Buy blue pills?
Rolex watches!
Pay your bills!.

I would not,
could not,
buy blue pills.

Naked co-eds!
Click to see!
We have webcams
in a tree!

I would not, could not spy from trees.
No blue pills! You let me be.

I do not like your secret sin.
I do not like to get quite thin.
I do not like to sell my house.
I do not like to watch your spouse.
I do not like to grow more hair.
I do not like to buy hot shares.
I do not like pop-ups and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

A game! A game!
A game! A game!
Could you, would you,
play our game?

Not play a game! Not spy from trees!
Not buy blue pills! Sam! Let me be!

I would not click for secret sin.
I could not click to get quite thin.
I will not want to sell my house.
I will not want to watch your spouse.
I will not want to grow more hair.
I will not want to buy hot shares.
I do not read pop-ups and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Say!
Is it large?
She wants it large!
Would you, could you, make it large?

I would not, could not
make it large.

Would you, could you, stop weight gain?

I would not, could not,
stop weight gain.
Not make it large. Not play a game.
Not buy blue pills. Not spy from trees.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
I'll keep my house, I need no sin.
Your spouse is gross, I am quite thin.
I will not want more hair or shares.
I hate your spam, it drives me spare!

You do not like
pop-ups and spam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-Am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
launder notes?

I could not, would not, launder notes.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not want to play a game.
I will not want to stop weight gain.
Not make it large! Not spy from trees!
Not buy blue pills! You let me be!
I do not like your secret sin.
I do not like to get quite thin.
I will not want to sell my house.
I do not like to watch your spouse.
I do not like more hair or shares.
Please go away, I DO NOT CARE!

I do not like
pop-ups
and spam!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-Am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Read them! Read them!
And you may.
Read them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you let me be,
I will read them.
You will see.

Sam!
I like pop-ups and spam!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-Am!
And I would want to launder notes.
And I would want it with a goat...

And I will want to stop weight gain.
And make it large. And play a game.
And buy blue pills. And spy from trees.
Those co-eds are so hot, you see!

So I will want a secret sin.
And I will want to get quite thin.
And I will need to sell my house.
And I will want to watch your spouse.
And I will want to buy hot shares.
I will even grow my hair!

I do so like
pop-ups and spam:
Now I'm bankrupt!
Sam-I-Am!