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• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm OK, You're OK
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I married him because he was not mean
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm gay
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• You just cut that guy off
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• just because they never bothered to really do
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• i'm just a girl
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm just here for the candy
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm just sayin'
• Because I do not want to forget
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• just because
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• International doesn't mean foreign
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Just a guy on a horse
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• just a guy (user)
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• just a nice guy (user)
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• I'm not gay
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?

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