Findings:

• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• tell me all your reasons
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You will not remember me at all
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• All Things Will Die
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• let me speak please (user)
• The revolution will not be webcast
• There will be no more stories to read
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• This love will be your downfall.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Someone please kill me
• All I ever wanted to be
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Please stop annoying me
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• And in time all this will pass
• Tell me about your secret places
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If it be your will
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• all your faults in me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Will I be given that chance?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• That would be me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Don't tell me about her
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Free to Be, You and Me
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I will be silent as I wait
• All For Me Grog
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• If No One Will Love Me
• You tell me this is God?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please, Call me Honky
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Tell me of the nature of death
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be light
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• nobody will let me start a country
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Tell me another lie
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Tell me what to dream
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.

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