Findings:

• Please stop annoying me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• please forgive me (user)
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• stop picking on me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please help me!
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please Kill Me
• Give me a moment, please
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Please Please Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• loving me (user)
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Please do not bring me flowers
• listen()
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Stop killing me now
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Stop looking at me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please God, make me a stone.
• stop calling me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• Someone please kill me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me speak please (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Nothing can stop me now
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• please let me in (user)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Adore me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• Send me downstream
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• you are magic to me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• Carl and me
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• legend of me (user)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• let me ask (user)
• man when you are telling me how it was
• gwapo me (user)
• can you get enough of me?
• My backyard considers me
• The king is to me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Cut me some slack
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please don't send your resume
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• A mathematically fair way to split a taxi ride with multiple stops
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• cruising the clinics and bus stops for fresh recruits
• I stopped writing ...
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• That's me inside your head
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• The muffins are talking to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Remembering you and me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• 'Twixt You and Me
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• Liver, come back to me
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
• Things that make me feel feminine
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Meet me at the Main Stage: a Belgian nodermeet at Rock Werchter
• Get it off me!
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• block me (user)

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