Findings:

• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• please let me in (user)
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Let me be your fantasy
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• let me speak please (user)
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• let me be your first upvote
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• let me know who you are now.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Let's Be Childish
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• let bygones be bygones
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• We can be heroes
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• far be it from me
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Let It Be
• murder can be fun
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What can be better than that?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Can we still be friends?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• It can be cold in the dark
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Got any ID please?
• As any fool can plainly see
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Let It Be... Naked
• We Can Be Together
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• That would be me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• No one can be totally logical
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Children can be cruel
• Let's just be friends
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Any house can become a prison
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Why procrastination can be productive
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Exes can be good things
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• University students can be really stupid
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• OBAFGKM
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Look siad me Be like me
• Valour can be brown
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• If God was willing to let it be
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• TV can be a good thing
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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