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• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You're too good to be human
• please forgive me (user)
• OBAFGKM
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• No human, just Porsche
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Give me a moment, please
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Someone please kill me
• Be gentle with me
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Please, Call me Honky
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• listen()
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Let's just be friends
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I just want to be a drummer
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just call me fluffy
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Just be home in time for supper
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Please help me!
• Please Kill Me
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• it's just me (user)
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Be human
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• That would be me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I just want to be friends
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Let me be your fantasy
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Just Let Me Breathe
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• She just looks at me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Just Be
• People just expect things from me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just Me (user)
• All we need is just to be
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please stop annoying me
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Just to see what it would be like
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• please take me to see my mother
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• just to have some human contact
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please Please Me
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• far be it from me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• human cannonball
• Motion of the human heart strangled over the Delta
• We are humans. We want to know everything.
• Just another perl hacker
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Today, just for once
• More than just a song
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• because it wasn't just the air
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Not just another wildflower
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• It's not a sermon, just a thought
• Just Cause
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Quincy, M.E.
• Do you know me?
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Give Me the Damn Ball

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