Findings:

• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Please do not bring me flowers
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• god help me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• help me (user)
• Please Please Me
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Give me a moment, please
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Pleased to Meet Me
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please, Call me Honky
• So help me God
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Time Travelers please help!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help me help you
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Help Me, Daddy
• listen()
• Please stop annoying me
• Please Kill Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Help Me, Rhonda
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• let me speak please (user)
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please let me in (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help
• help desk
• Call for Help
• God helps those who help themselves
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• toll-free consumer help lines
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Help people who need help
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Help On The Way
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Self Help
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Low taxes help rich people
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• Nothing Helps
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Piracy helps software companies
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How to save money and help the earth too
• i need help (user)
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• no help for that
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• need help (user)
• Violins can't help it
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• The Help
• E2 Help Documentation Standards (document)
• E2 Help (category)
• God help us
• Everything2 coding help - mod_perl safety
• The Partnership of Nations is here to help
• E2 Help: Further Reading (category)
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.

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