printable version

• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't let me die nervous
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Please Please Me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Someone please kill me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Give Me Names
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Dont come near me (user)
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't mind if you forget me
• please take me to see my mother
• customers don't trust me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please stop annoying me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't stand so close to me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Don't Pass Me By
• Please help me!
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please, Call me Honky
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't tell me about her
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't call me Debbie
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• please forgive me (user)
• let me speak please (user)
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Blame Me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• listen()
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• dont bug me (user)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Give me a moment, please
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please Kill Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Don't call me white
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Make Me Think
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The day Anubis hit on me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• 80s music made me gay
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Beauty surrounds me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You're like a brother to me
• Put me under
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• He brings me books like flowers
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Marry Me a Little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• that's me (user)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Pentax ME Super
• Chica Me Tipo
• Take me to your leader
• let me love you_root (category)
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Me!! (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• holding me back
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Pleased to Meet You
• Saying what you don't mean
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I don't want to die
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• If you don't like it, leave
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I dont no (user)
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• don't try to find words

If you Log in you could create a "Please don't lynch me" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...