Findings:

• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Please Kill Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please, Call me Honky
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Is she really going out with him?
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Pleased to Meet Me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• please let me in (user)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• bitch out
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Please Please Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• listen()
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• better off with him than here with me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Lick me out
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• kill him dead; don't call me
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• please forgive me (user)
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Tell him, she told me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Better him than me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Someone please kill me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Bitch set me up!
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Please help me!
• Please stop annoying me
• Give me a moment, please
• him will I blot out of my book
• Need to get out more
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Sugar Glider First Month Out of the Pouch Diary
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Experience has made me bitter
• an airplane floating sickeningly out of the sky
• Shiver me timbers
• Blow out tide
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• I want your hands on me
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• Je me souviens
• It Came Out of the Sky
• The thought that kept me awake
• National Coming Out Day
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Give Me Strength
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Comin' to carry me home
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Please insert nicotine
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Please pardon our façade
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Far From Me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• clowns scare me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• Don't Pass Me By
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Your Body Above Me
• the stars wait for me (document)
• you know me (user)
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Tell me more
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• a new me (user)
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Piece Of Me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• out there
• out of the loop

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