Findings:

• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't send your resume
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't touch your brain
• Don't touch the green sauce
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't think of her
• Why don't men shave?
• Don't lie. Ever.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• I don't own a microwave
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't look now
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• don't techno for an answer
• Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara
• The answer is obviously, you don't.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• please i drunk (user)
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Touch Me
• Touch The Truck
• You feather touch, you open skies
• Sarun Touch (user)
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Information you don't need
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Don't indent HTML paragraphs
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Go Away
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• don't be absurd (user)
• I Don't Vote
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't open the reactor
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Please stop annoying me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Human Touch
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• The Nelson Touch
• mother's touch
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• you don't want to know
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't forget the toes
• Old video games don't die
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• don't live with your clients
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Why don't you dance?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Don't Break the Oath
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please, Call me Honky
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• Touch the Puppy
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Yoshi Touch and Go
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• don't comment on my looks
• I don't have a television set
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Things people don't want to hear
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't feel physical pain
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

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