Findings:
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- My most disturbing dream ever
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- The Wild Colonials
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- The most confusing bet ever
- Dick Green
- Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- The most beautiful computer ever
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- pointless HTML in email
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- I've been smoking ever since
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Post Modern Sleaze
- Tool: The most difficult music in modern rock
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- across a wider table
- across the board
- Down, not across
- No Hands Across America
- leverage goats across all platforms
- Mongol Rampage across Asia
- Your veil across the stars
- On a Tree Fallen Across the Road
- A civil kiss across a thousand miles
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- A plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
- From across a crowded room
- tolchocked across the glazzies
- Madman Across the Water
- Across the street from the karaoke bar
- The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Across This Antheap
- Bridge Across the Water
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Across the pond
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- Across the Nightingale Floor
- Person across two chair backs skit
- I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
- Across a Wire
- Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
- Across the Andes by Frog
- Across the River and into the Trees
- legs spread out across the reservation
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
- walking a coin across the back of your hand
- Across The Universe
- I peer across a chasm and you peer back
- And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
- Endless crunching across a plain of pristine brilliance
- A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
- The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
- Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
- Aging across the Star Trek sequels
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- kick an empty can across an empty floor
- Come Together
- I love it when a plan comes together
- Come to Daddy
- come
- comes
- When You Come
- Come in under the shadow of this red rock
- Strangeways, Here We Come
- Come to Me
- What Dreams May Come
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- come on
- Cat in the Hat Comes Back
- Death Comes for the Archbishop
- You've come a long way, baby
- Here Comes Your Man
- the time has come
- Comics Come Home
- Come As You Are
- What Comes Around Goes Around
- come out
- Time Has Come Today
- Come clean
- Come out swinging
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- Come on Eileen
- come out of the woodwork
- come off second-best
- Come On You Slags!
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Something Wicked This Way Comes
- Come On Eileen Songs
- We Come in Peace
- If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
- Things About To Come My Way
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- Come home with me
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Kingdom Come
- Come, Sweet Death
- come back
- The Harder They Come
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Byzantine comes to visit me
- Come Undone
- come to terms
- Adeste Fideles (O Come All Ye Faithful)
- From Heaven High I Come
- Here Come the Warm Jets
- Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
- O Come, Little Children
- Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Autumn has come invisibly
- How did we come to this?
- Nothing comes to mind.
- come about
- Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
- Comes a Time
- You're so come here go away
- Till The Morning Comes
- Hampton Comes Alive
- I come to you all dressed in sound
- Sylvie and Bruno: Light Come, Light Go
- I come to you, defenses down
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
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