People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign

If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!	Indiana once tried to change the value of pi	The problem with normal people and computers	pumping lemma proof that the "a^n b^n" language is not regular
Clerks	Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid	On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species	I look better when I am wet
10 commandments of bad writers	I just deleted all my porn	Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?	Wombats in light speed experiments
luser	Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them	Segway	Stupid people
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor	Alan Smithee	Verbal Games	Elisabeth Shue
Porter Goss's deleted scene from "Fahrenheit 9/11"	One last kiss before the long goodbye	Herbalife	American alcoholic writer stereotype

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