• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Know your pets
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Using a command line
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• play dumb
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Type A blood
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Capitalize, please
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who are not anarchists
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• The dog who would not back off
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Taking things at surface value
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who don't exist
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Who Would True Valour See
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• you would have been
• Half-sour pickle
• How to "Have People"
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Animals people have sex with
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• People who died laughing
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• People who love FTP
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Dead people I have known
• Actors who have played Hitler
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• cat haters
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• People want what they cannot have
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The bored who complain
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• people who wear camo
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Rather than trying
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!

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